unfumpkin

the act of performing cunnilingus while she is defecating. Role reversal for a blumpkin.

I've been dating Betty for a couple weeks now and she asked for an unfumpkin. I was like, "girl there isn't enough mouthwash in the world for that shit."

by cunnilingus22 October 12, 2013

Unfucktionable

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying

This kimono is really unfucktionable

by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015

unfurl the burl

To roll out the burliness when it is really needed, usually in a intense physical effort.

"I thought he was going to pitch off that last bit of the bridge climb, but he was able to unfurl the burl to get onto the deck."

by MeisterE December 12, 2017

Unfukinbelievable

Irony to the “n”th degree

That just shouldn’t happen, what were they thinking.... unfukinbelievable

by Spock* February 8, 2019

Unfuckwitable

When a person can not be challenged,pressed,beat in anything and or fucked with hints the word unfuckwitable.

Sharkisha yeah you cant fuck with her she unfuckwitable

by God_like_mike July 8, 2019

Unfuck your brain

A response to When one acts slow, retarded, not listening or following directions, unclear mindset or exhibits uncharacteristic actions or behaviors.

While walking my dog on a leash he kept pulling away getting into mischief. I turned to him and said “Chase you better Unfuck your brain!.

Unfuck your brain

by S.Figueiredo. July 6, 2023

unfunf

The best quake 3 cheater and MPC moderator ever.

Meh, I wish I could be like teh unfunf godaawd wr0ck>!

by uproductions:D October 11, 2004