Tarred and Feathered

When shagging a girl from behind pull out then cum on her back, once you have done this quickly yank alot of pubes from your pubic region and throw onto the newly produced cum. Tarred and Feathered!

"Ha ha, you've just been tarred and feathered"
" I was shaggin this ho last night, didn't really want to do it so i tarred and feathered her"

by pauldyason1985 January 17, 2009

nigger turrets

(noun) When your white friend cant stop saying nigger around their black friend. ie your white friend trying to fit in

Jim: Yo my friends got Nigger Turrets.

by cuckymcfucky January 19, 2018

Turked

To be turked, robbed, led on to believe that something great is going to happen and then wakeing up the next morning to find a pool cue sticking out of your arse.

...youvvveeee beeeeeen turked! ...I'm gonna turk that mother fucker right up biatch...

by Mr Turkeyballs April 17, 2007

Turfed

Eating some gnarley shit.

Stevey TURFED it on the stairs, like the dumb ass he is.

by Randel Axe August 20, 2017

Who TurdedNur

Stands for: Who is retarded now. Normally used to insult someone.

Guy 1: *Says something stupid*
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!
Guy 1: What the Fuc* dude thats just not needed.
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!!

by Master Keaf February 27, 2009

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016