trumpet buster 

A phrase which can be used for comebacks when all else fails. No one else will know what it means, as it is a phrase born out of drug abuse. There is no one definition of trumpet buster, it just... is. Rumour has it that trumpet busting is a traditional practice of icelandic whores.

Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.

'You bust your trumpet trumpet busting'

'you hairy trumpet buster'

trumpet buster by Willy a hoo haa August 19, 2007

Trumpet Choke

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

Trumpet Choke by drix September 8, 2006

trumpet creeper 

A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.

Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.

trumpet creeper by candy slamberg February 19, 2015

Trumpet ass 

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.

Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass

Trumpet ass by Bobway3 October 15, 2016

Trumpet Player 

Synonym for "horny virgin"

Girl 1: Chad is hot
Girl 2: Yeah but have you heard he's a trumpet player?
Girl 2: Oh fuck...

Trumpet Player by Whoisjoeguys March 16, 2020

Trumpet Warrior 

A derisory name for someone with the the unfortunate affliction of possessing an abnormally large nasal breathing apparatus attached to their chevvy - i.e someone with a huge, fuck-off nose.

Once upon a time, there lived an old puppeteer who was very skilled in the art of making little wooden boys. One puppet was made and granted magical powers so it came to life, however when he told lies his nose grew to obscene proportions.

Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior

Trumpet Warrior by BobbyDazzleWazzler80 December 9, 2009

Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.

Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!

Trumpet rump by bandteacher December 7, 2009