tristan da cunha 

The most remote inhabited island on earth, with a population of about 200. There is literally, and I mean literally, nothing to do there. It is a volcanic island that could literally erupt an any moment and nobody would care.

Guy: hey man have you heard of Tristan da Cunha?
Other guy: What's a "Tristan da Cunha"?

tristan da cunha by SolaniTuberose December 1, 2016

Tristan Evans 

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

Tristan Evans by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018

trystengaming 

A black kid who has to cheat on a block game and thinks he’s good.

TrystenGaming uses an AutoClicker

trystengaming by 3PICG4M3R January 19, 2020

Triston 

An astounding best friend that is always there to listen and encourage whenever you need it. Also the best boyfriend you will ever have no matter how much they deny it. He’s adorable and as kind as you can get. An absolute angel. If you let a Triston out of your life you will always regret it. They are perfect.

Person 1: Who’s your perfect boyfriend?
Person 2: The boyfriend I already have, Triston.

Triston by xXbeeXx April 22, 2020

Tristonianity 

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.

I practice Tristonianity

Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

Trispen

Trispen is someone that you can always rely on, lean on and share anything with. He is unapologetically kind, warm and caring. However will never hesitate to tell you the truth even if it’s something that is hard to hear but will always have your best intentions at heart. He is the type of person who will laugh with you and cry with you, be there for you in your darkest days if he hold you dear. Once you become acquainted with Trispen, you will always be drawn to his personality and charm. He is strong willed and strives to get the best out of life and show others how to do so also. You will be very lucky to find someone like Trispen in life, so never let him go.

“That’s Trispen, he’s always there when I need him”

Trispen by dheollaly November 24, 2021

Tristangle 

An awesome youtuber, but will never hit 20 views.

Guy 1: Tristangle is an awesome youtuber! Did you see his last video?
Guy 2: It got 2 views.
Guy 3: Oh.

Tristangle by SugmaLigmaSus November 29, 2021