Tristan

Tristan is bipolar and a jerk .he gets mad over the tiniest things .He always drives away all of his closest friends away due to his temper.

Tristan is a jerk

by Dove4lifemc October 27, 2019

Tristan

A very amazing guy, so you think. If you date him, then you are in the long run. Tristan will make your relationship very difficult. He will act like he loves you and that he cares for you. But at the worst moment he will break up with you for your cousin. After a month or two he would come back when you are in an amazing relationship with someone else. He will manipulate you into loving him again. So you leave the other person for him. All he talks about over the phone is how much jessika hurt him. You knew it was a mistake to let him back in your life.

Stacey: man did you hear what Tristan did to Patience?

Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.

1 hour later

Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH

by Moonlight Melody June 23, 2018

Tristan

This nibba likes ur nipps

Watch out for Tristan, he’ll steal ur nipps in a hurry

by SirOofsALot December 20, 2018

Tristan

He is a funny, caring and sweet piece of ass. He likes to make people laugh but usually has a strunk whenever he is around people. He also likes to give the suk.

Person: Have you seen Tristan?

Person: Yeah he's over there having a strunk, call a bondulance.

by Vegetable_Strunk December 10, 2018

Tristan

A juicy goosey

Tristan is a juicy goosey

by HoverDoughnut June 8, 2018

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan

The most amazing, hansome, sexy, athletic and humorous boy. Every girl will die for him. They all love him. Tristans also have the most killer green eyes and abs

Tristan is amazing

by Jansushakkabab October 15, 2018