Hedge Treasure 

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

Hedge Treasure by NigeMass January 9, 2016

Savo treasure chest

When you cum in someone's asshole in 1 second cuz it's too tight

Omg I just savo treasure chest cuz of how tight it was said oscar

Savo treasure chest by NickkWC September 13, 2023

trumpian treasure trove 

The recently released texts exchanged between the US government and the Ukrainian representative that exposes government-backed extortionists doing their high-powered criminal thing.

It’s a trumpian treasure trove that will lead straight to draining the US government swamp!

trumpian treasure trove by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

hidden treasure

During doggy style sex, a man picks his nose and secretly deposits the booger in the woman's belly button.

I totally left her a hidden treasure last night.

hidden treasure by kojokojo June 10, 2010

the treasure chest 

A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.

Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!

the treasure chest by McKinney the Leprechaun March 9, 2005

Burried Treasure 

A small amount of weed sometimes left in a tin-foil pipe after the smoker thought it was cached.

"Dude I found some burried treasure in my pipe from yesterday.

Burried Treasure by EvilWhiteNinja August 4, 2007

sunken treasure 

When one craps their pants, and then hides their fouled underwear in the tank of the toilet. A close relative of the Upper Decker.

When Mary was cleaning the bathroom after her party, she noticed her toilet tank cover had been moved. She opened it and found a Sunken Treasure left by John.

sunken treasure by The real dirty sanchez January 14, 2008