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trailer-parker 

a trailer parker is "someone" who lives in the filth of his own mother. the reason mother is because most of the time trailer parkers are born of incest, and the brother and sister go seperate ways after being rejected by court for mariage. trailer parkers most frequently reside in trailers, however you might be able to find a few loitering at mcdonalds for food or drug money. alot of the trailer parkers have been known for spending time around a rich person's home only to cause structural damage and to illeagaly obtain technological devices, such as nintendo DS's or wireless controllers. trailer parkers are easilly reconized; they have artificially colored hair, they wreak of cigeretts, alchohol and gunpowder, they aways wear clothes that are too big and have something that resembles wealth or fighting or hunting or some other redneck attribute, such as a large medalion in the shape of a dollar sign ( $ ). there are some acceptions, like when they accually bathe each day or so.
alchoholic who resides in a trailer, usually female or male but sometimes castrated. trailer-parker, trailer garbage
trailer-parker by djnthewhale April 20, 2011
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Trailer Parkinson's

The disease and or symptoms one appears to suffer from in relation to long term drug or alcohol use.
Man that guy is shaking and mumbling like he has Trailer Parkinson's.
Trailer Parkinson's by Neufdog3 March 26, 2023

Trailor-parking 

Parking hither and tither without a license and a genuine need to sleep within or atop a vehicle.
Person J: “Hey, I think someone’s been dipping into the sherry again...

Person P: “Don’t worry about person C; he’s trailor-parking; even has his head rested on the hood of that duct-taped-up Hyundai.”

Trailerpark Skidmark 

The Trailerpark Skidmark is a visible mark worn(usually about the neck)by a male or a female to ward off unwanted suitors of the opposite sex (much like the wearing of a ring in more popular cultures). The Trailerpark Skidmark is not your usual hickey by any means. This mark is worn and displayed proudly by the wearer, bragged upon by the issuer, and admired by others in their culture. True love in this cultere is observed when both parties in the relationship are wearing the coveted TrailerPark Skidmark.
You will find this culture displayed mainly in the great white ghettos of america(trailerparks, hence the name).
Approach those wearing the Trailerpark Skidmark with caution. The wearer usually:
1. Is drunk
2. On meth
3. Just got fired from their midnight shift at the local Huddle House
4. Stressed out because their period is late and not sure who the father could be
5. Upset because their Mustang GT or Iroc Z-28 just broke down...again
6. Is "good and fired up" because their baby sister just got knocked up by a black guy
7. Just got into a fist fight with their dad
8. Is the model for White Trash in American Society
9. Is a highschool drop out
10. And finally...JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
1. "Damn Jimbo...look at the shitter on that critter! I wonder if she's got a man?"
"You know she does JD, check out that Trailerpark Skidmark."

trailerpark tornado 

a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.
that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.
trailerpark tornado by squidge June 17, 2006

trailerparkuccino 

Mountain Dew
I gotta have me sum trailerparkuccino when i wake up in the morning
trailerparkuccino by Fl441native October 24, 2008

Trailerparkia 

1. (n)

A. (1)An unsusally large trailer park, or any trailer park located near a lake or river. (2)A Shangra-la for white trash (like the local K or Wal-Marts).(3) jail, esp. county jail.

B. A poor Republican voter, or a Rich Republican with an arrest record; a republican with a distant or delusional view of current events;

2. (adj)

A. Very primitive, racist, or narrow views towards social or political subjects.

B. The twisting of facts as if they did not understand the facts or does not understand English or does not speak English.
1.
(A) 1.The Trailerparkia near the 7-11 always smells like Rabbit stew and Bud Light. 2.I got this wifebeater from the Trailerparkia on 5th and Vine near the tracks. 3.My cousin will be arriving from Trailerparkia this afternoon.
(B)The Trailerparkian is exporting Meth from his homeland.

2.
(A) Jed's Trailerparkian comments started a riot at the Raider's game this afternoon.
(B) Rush's drug-induced Trailerparkian rants made it seem like the Iraq War was Clinton's fault although Iraq nor Clinton had anything to do with 9/11.