Tomped

to be in a deep state of drunkenness where judgement is lacking, one's ability to converse logically is no more, and thinking is non-existent.

Sloppy behavior ensues, and picking up girls just becomes hilarious and embarrassing.

Yo, Ronnie came home so tomped last night. While he cooked sausages and spaghetti in the microwave, he told me 18 times how he is going to open his own bar, how he is too good for these sloots, and then proceeded to pass out after telling racist jokes.

-"Hey, hey, hey so this guy who has never talked to me in the past year, and unfriended me on facebook months ago, comes up to me to shake my hand, and i'm like who are you. I don't know you, we are not cool. I almost fought him, bro. Who does he think he is?" -"Go to bed. You're tomped."

by hockey19 October 6, 2012

torpedo

Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.

"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."

by Humble1 April 5, 2009

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009

torpedo

Torpedo, noun: When smoking a joint or blunt, the smoker leaves an inch or more of the joint or blunt to constitute a torpedo, otherwise they're just roaches.

"Hey bro, got any weed?"
"I have about 4 torpedoes and 6 roaches in my ash tray."

by wolftone1916 October 3, 2013

Flaming Torpedo

When a guy is having sex with a girl withdraws his penis, sprays it with axe, light it on fire and stick back in the girls vagina.

The girl was then flaming torpedoed.

by ttttttttiiiiiiiimmmmmmiiittttt April 11, 2009

Guido torpedo

The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.

guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.

by trallala September 26, 2009

Cherry topped sundae

Used to describe a sexual act wherein a male partner lays on the ground and jerks himself off, while his female partner stands above his head and waits for him to bust on his own face, before proceeding to allow her period blood to drip on top, creating the proverbial "cherry-topped sundae".

"I was on my rag, so Flowrida asked me to give him a cherry topped sundae, instead of the regular rusty trombone routine."

by FallsGirl April 12, 2009