toponease

Receiving oral sex

Ayooo I was with this girl and she gave me some Toponease

by Dizzy dtg January 9, 2020

Topology

Refers to the different types of network.

A topology can be different depending on the needs and wants of the user(s).

The internet is a great example of a mesh topology.

My hous uses the Bus topology.

by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.

(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”

by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021

Tompom

Tompom (pronounced TOMPOM) is a term used to describe a person who can't see or rationalize well due to their head being trapped inside their own anus for long periods of time. It is often hereditary and leads these individuals to make factually incorrect statements based entirely on their ignorance, lack of education, and emotional projection.

Brian: "5G is going to give you the 'rona man"

Stacy: "ewww... whats that awful smell?"

Jeff: "Oh what's Brian, he's a TomPom, so when he speaks it smells like a dirty anus."

by wisethinkingape April 7, 2022

scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009

Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.

"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"

by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013

double toppers

Receiving oral sex from two people at the same time.

"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"

"No way you got double toppers from who?"

by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016