by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
Get the bubble gum toothpastemug. When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
Get the Toothpaste on the floormug. Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
Get the Hillbilly Toothpastemug. by AMBIGUITYYYYYYYY August 22, 2022
Get the Toothpaste Communistmug. When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.
by Dubtrow November 3, 2020
Get the Toothpaste Donutmug. A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
by A certain short guy May 6, 2025
Get the Toothpaste beatermug. Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
Get the Cleaning the Toothpaste Capmug.