Tonk

Tonk is a synonym for the quite frequently used word Fjolnkskebab, and I am quite certain that we all know what Fjolnkskebab means. And if you don't, well, your just a little bit of a gross crusty child.

Jjereme- "Flurble combantso man TONK forle bankse,"
Humerskle- "Tonk? molfanda crendanksa bunky bunka!"
Humerskle spits on Jjereme

by Lewisnope June 14, 2021

Tonk

A term used to describe a vape at Marlborough college. Nicotine amounts are almost 3x the legal amount. Used as a form of life support for pupils suffering from depression, home sickness and constant distraction from doing any work.

Initiation on a tonk starts at 13 years old, and will be your only loyal friend at the school for your next 5 years.

Hey Donald, pass the tonk haven’t had a headrush since history of art this morning

by The public school insider March 18, 2021

Tonked

This is an absolute banger of a word and can only be used by fellow members of the tonkartons

Yh miss I tonked my homework jn

by Joint CEO of tonkartons October 14, 2020

Tonk

Fat ugly cunt that no one likes

Die you tonk

by Mcsmall March 14, 2020

Water Tonk

A creature with crazy tentacles said to be resiling under the Old Folsom River

“The water tonk got my grandfather last year. It was horrifying.”

by Tonklord July 15, 2022

Tonk

A vape but you pay £20,000 a year to use the word

tarquinius lemme grab some tonk before latin

by 112sweaty boy January 15, 2023

tonk

A word for a juul or vape used by typical private school boys/girls who think they're the shit

'Yeah pass the tonk'

by carab May 14, 2021