meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 19, 2017

Tongs be Tongin’

The action tongs make- even broken tongs “tong”

Tongs be tongin’

by Thinks a lot December 9, 2025

Tyler Tong Tian Le

Just a short boy with spectacles,not so good in academics but still fine in sports like basketball.His like a brother to me and his a very good boy,his birthday is on 24th October 2009.

Tyler Tong Tian Le will know who this is:)

by Valarietan2302 October 3, 2021

Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021

Katelynn Tong

Katelynn is a super funny and amazing person!! Wow I would love to be friends w her. She is a straight A student and is so good at soccer. She really likes white ppl. (this is for the huzz). anyways she is NOT racist or homophobic sometimes.

Katelynn Tong: lmfao
everyone else: haha! your so funny(blushes)

by Moneyfunnybooboo December 16, 2024

Xi Tong

Well being a average introverted girl is what she is but sometimes she likes to try to stand out but that rarely happens :”). Average grades but sometimes they do reach above expectations but sometimes below expectations even though being lazy and always procrastinate she always get work done on time. Xi Tong is a super rare name but it’s unique and no one would have it haha. Kind , beautiful, helpful and very indecisive but most of all she know when she need to stand up for them self, but… she doesnt see that in them self… almost everyone can compliment them but they wouldn’t believe them. She is Definitely is a good friend , even though her attitude may be bad she’ll comfort you and help u go through your problems with you. No one should take her for granted but many people did. While helping her friends , she has her own problems but she hides it almost every time. She may look okay but she’s not really fine. She’s the type of girl to have many friends but only a few close friends, she hates new things like new school , classrooms , classmates , but even though she’s sad to leave but she knows she has to move on. I think no one should take her for granted and definitely cherish the time they have with her :”)

I’ve been dealing with problems and Xi Tong is always there for me no matter what.

by Leavy November 21, 2021

Katelynn Tong

This is the best person ever. You can't be better than her. She's pretty and amazing and sometimes mean. She has an addiction to spicy food but it's okay. She also really really likes white boys. Especially ones who name start with M at the moment. She has many friends and is really popular. She is also incredibly smart and is super duper amazing. She has big dreams and will accomplish them one day. She is really funny and laughs at really and times. She also might be crazy. She screams a lot and gets scared really easily. Oh, and she's really good at soccer.

Wow! That's so Katelynn Tong of you!
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I LOVE KATELYNN TONG

by katelynnisthebest March 23, 2024