by wokie-talkie December 29, 2023
Get the palestiningmug. A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence
Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
Get the Palestinemug. person a: why are you chanting for genocide of the jews
person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel
person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel
by איבי January 1, 2024
Get the Palestinemug. When someone invades your country and colonizes it, then cry and play the victim when you, as an indigenous, expel them from the land after liberating it and taking it back from them.
Someone crying and playing the victim when expelling them from your land from whom you took it back after they had already colonized it.
Someone crying and playing the victim when expelling them from your land from whom you took it back after they had already colonized it.
Some people colonized my country, but we took it back from them and expelled them from it, now they are crying and playing the victim, they are just palestining.
by occupy_palestine November 24, 2023
Get the palestiningmug. verb, intransitive : 1. to focus on past wrongs rather than moving forward. 2. to harbor unrealistic expectations. 3. to accuse others of cheating when you lose a game or competition. 4. to assume that you never have to grow up and take care of yourself.
You should adopt a positive mindset and work on your resume rather than palestine about losing your job.
by jafine February 7, 2024
Get the palestinemug. When you leave your land/valuable object and someone takes it, and when you come back to get it, the person claims it as theirs.
Person 1: *leaves their valuable object in their room and goes out to do something*
Person 2: *takes it*
Person 1: *goes to get it back from Person 2*
Person 1: Hey Person 2, can I have my valuable object back?
Person 2: What do you mean, "my valuable object"? It's mine!
Person 2: I found it, so it's clearly mine!
Person 1: Mom! Person 2 just Palestined me!
Person 2: *takes it*
Person 1: *goes to get it back from Person 2*
Person 1: Hey Person 2, can I have my valuable object back?
Person 2: What do you mean, "my valuable object"? It's mine!
Person 2: I found it, so it's clearly mine!
Person 1: Mom! Person 2 just Palestined me!
by Bbruh2 January 22, 2024
Get the Palestinedmug. Located in the Middle-East, Palestine is a known colonizer state in which it has attacked and oppressed various groups such as Israelis.
by Name can't be empty June 18, 2024
Get the Palestinemug.