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derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
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When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers
Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.
by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025
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Merk

Merk is an extremely funny and kind person. He/She is also super cool and has an amazing style, I’d be surprised if everyone he ever crossed passes with didn’t fall in love with him. Merk is just an amazing person in general and no one could ever replace them, no matter who it is. They’re most definitely a keeper:)
You’re so hot, Merk.”
by Kira lol May 19, 2021
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to call someone a fuck or to mean fuck
dude your a merk
by thextremebananna December 29, 2015
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John: I take tons of cock in my ass and i love ariana grande
Bob: You are such a merk....
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Merk

A funny, annoying, or rude person.
A rebel. Typically rude and hard to be around. Is specially minded.
The rude merk glared at me when I ate the cheeseburger.
by -merkisha April 25, 2021
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Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!
by Merking Minge June 12, 2022
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