failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks
molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"
by justin gib November 21, 2006
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Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE
by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010
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An Urban Failure

When people post words on Urban Dictionary, but the negative votes outweigh the positive votes.
A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!

B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..
by mplmaoxp November 11, 2010
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Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
by Lanny12 February 27, 2020
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Catastropic Failure

Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.
by TheCapitalC May 19, 2011
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failure to society

You and you're friends
James: you're such a failure to society
Failure to society: fucking crist I know
by ThenPerish February 24, 2020
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mode of failure

1. When talking about machines, the way it dies/becomes permanently unusable/gets bricked/gets broken.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.
1. An overclocked CPU's mode of failure is usually overheating.
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."
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