by louis October 22, 2001
 Get the smurfmug.
Get the smurfmug. by karl December 4, 2004
 Get the smurfmug.
Get the smurfmug. by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
 Get the smurfmug.
Get the smurfmug. When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.
by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018
 Get the Smurfedmug.
Get the Smurfedmug. Police officers/Cops
Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
by masongr March 20, 2016
 Get the smurfsmug.
Get the smurfsmug. In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.
Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
by Lezzer7 May 24, 2016
 Get the Smurfmug.
Get the Smurfmug. by Yourafaggotlarry December 20, 2017
 Get the Smurfingmug.
Get the Smurfingmug.