fast food

food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
by slanski March 19, 2008
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Fast Ashley

When a man ejaculates into his condom and then takes it off by the tip of the condom and then slaps his partner in the face with the open end. After the slap he then proceeds to run away.
I fast ashleyed that ho!
by Jones Jeffey February 23, 2008
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fast food

Disgusting, heavy loaded in calories and fat and unknown crap, fast food is convienient and easy to get if you don't have time to get a decent meal. Fast food is also cheap and usually you can buy lunch for less than five bucks. In the end, however, you would be paying hundreds of dollars to get rid of all that fat.
Innocent child: Mmmm burgers! Yum! Hey mom look at this cool toy they gave in my Happy Meal. Let's indulge ourselves in a Happy Meal every two weeks!

Some 30 years later--
same person:"Oh no! Going to the gym is getting expensive..wish I never ate all those Happy Meals when I was a kid..hell, I paid 3 bucks every time for a Crappy meal to go inside me. damn fast food!"
(looks at their flabby but not` fab. body)
some passerby: yeah well you know what they say, what goes around comes back around!
by Just another..teenager September 06, 2008
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Arthur Fast

Look at that guy skate, he's so Arthur Fast.

If you want to play forward, you better at least be Arthur Fast.
by `WiseGuy February 04, 2009
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fast food

The sole cause of obesity in this country.
Fast food is almost the single-worst thing a person can injest in their body.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 05, 2008
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Fast Cash

1.) Forty dollars
2.) $40.00
3.) Two twenty dollar bills
“I have to stop by the ATM to get a fast cash”.

or

“Dude it cost me 3 fast cash to fill up my truck last night”.
by Mopery June 25, 2010
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fast ass

It means precocious. It does not necessarily mean whore or easy, as defined in the previous definition. It particularly applies to young girls
Oh, that child is just too grown. she is a (fast ass) little thing
by Ms M August 09, 2013
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