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The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)
justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve
by Uncle Brin July 24, 2010
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grab a timmy's

In Canada, esp around Toronto, it means to eat a at a Tim Horton's coffee shop, the cannuck equivalent to Dunkin' Donuts. May also be said : get a timmy's.
Most people find this dorky and annoying.
I'm hungry for lunch, let's grab a timmy's.
by Kim's love October 30, 2006
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Timmy Thick

A somewhat gay ass thot who thinks people get hard off him on instagram when he posts videos of him shaking his gross ass
"Timmy thick is a gay ass thot"
by yellowpork6969 November 23, 2017
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Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.
I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!
by ohhiteng December 9, 2008
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timmy the tool

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.
omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!
by shibbsterz January 21, 2008
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Timmy Turner

A Timmy Turner is someone who holds up the flow of traffic while trying to turn into a Tim Horton’s parking lot.

Can also refer to anyone who turns into a Tim’s.
How long is this guy going to take to turn into the Tim’s?”
“He’s such a Timmy Turner!”
by lulzbet November 2, 2021
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