Wiggle Bread

A large peice of bread with ounds, and ounds of butter on it. It is microwaved for exactly 1 minute, and then it's all wiggley, and gooshy.

Your brain is the consistancy of Wiggle Bread

by EveryoneSingingLlamaSongs December 19, 2009

wiggle bops

Wiggle Bops is the semen that comes out of a flacid penis. This only happens to gay men named Andy.

I sure do love it when my boyfriend get his Wiggle Bops on me!

by Wiggle Bopping December 11, 2013

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014

Wiggle jiggle

It’s a wiggling Weiner

Oh my wiggle jiggle is soo big

by Yuyuwiggles September 27, 2019

The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022

Tit wiggling

Describes two or three kids messing around and taking time up

Those little boys are tit wiggling around

by Awesomeboy3,000 May 9, 2020

wiggle-dunk

The act of shaking then plunging one object within another; usually a penis into a vagina.

Tonight, Steve is going to wiggle-dunk his dick into Theresa

by MacGyver1138 August 10, 2006