ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON May 05, 2018

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal

Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma

by The Bows June 30, 2015

Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

Gelatinous Splat

When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.

Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.

Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.

by Jahmsay August 19, 2024

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 20, 2018