Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 20, 2014

Weston Ranch

Uptown - SS, them niggas you don’t fw and if u wanna funk you better be ready to duck!

“Weston ranch niggas ain’t no joke 💯”

by Strictly Section September 16, 2020

Psycho Ranch

It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.

"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."

by Ottawa0214 June 4, 2017

hog ranch

An old-time name for a "whore house."

I can't get any free ass. Time to hit up the hog ranch.

by SilverPirate September 12, 2013

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Rape ranch

Fraternity housing at most (not necessarily all) American universities.

Maddie: Hey Courtney, should we go to the party at the Phi Beta Delta tonight?
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.

Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.

by JustAnotherSaturdayNight August 28, 2016