Ladera Ranch

A place in Orange County, CA that is riddled with entitled soccer moms who take care of their iPad Kids. The students at Ladera Ranch Middle School are homophobic and love skating. Straight white girls are seen around every corner wearing crop tops that can pass as bras... and doing random tiktok dances. The younger kids are normally bratty and have learned to swear.

“Dude, you’re moving to Ladera Ranch?! Good luck in that hellhole”

by hvney April 20, 2021

Ranch Wars

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.

"Man this sucks ryan just beat me in Ranch Wars

by Datboicade December 09, 2019

Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 21, 2014

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 22, 2018

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 09, 2019

ranch gang

people who are actively seeking more ranch

dude 1 bro you got the ranch

dude 2 you know it!!! im ranch gang!!!!

by bruh meme September 30, 2020

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 February 15, 2016