microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016

microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.

I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.

by Jmmmmal May 14, 2016

Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011