When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."
"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
by diarrhea mouth? January 06, 2010
The act of ejaculating into a person's mouth and then punching them in the cheek, causing the inside of the mouth to bleed. The blood, mixed with semen, is called a "cherry marble".
by JR6 December 14, 2005
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006
"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."
by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020
A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 17, 2003
1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
by Tommysaint October 16, 2007
by LAD199712 August 31, 2013