lachlan

the shortest man that will ever exist, and he is always incorrect

"Yeh the guy I went out on a date with last night was such a Lachlan"

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Lachlan

A complete unfunny guy that no one likes even though his friends keep on adding him to random group chats and care about him even though he's a faggot

Lachlan: We all grow when things get hard

by Lachlan isn't a good friend March 14, 2020

Lachlan

Whigga who will steal all you bitches chocolate or milk

damn it dat nigga lachlan! hide your grandmother before he puts it in!!!

by rosaparks69420 December 19, 2024

Lachlan

A firm decisive man which makes strong and courageous decisions with a horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds and has the might of Thor’s hammer

But Is never shy of a cuddle and the warm feeling of his head pressed between a nice set of tits

Hey there’s Lachlan with the horse cock that weighs over 11 pounds

by Alex565 November 23, 2021

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Lachlan

Tall usually a white figure with light brown hair and a really hot mullet

hey lachlan you have a great mullet and a tall white figure

by lachlan payne July 17, 2022

Lachlan

Usually Australian, a boy who does everything in their power to get a girl but still takes a L.

I did not just get lachlan’d

by Nji8474 June 25, 2022