Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.
OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!
by Righteous2 March 26, 2009
 Get the Keeper in AOmug.
Get the Keeper in AOmug. A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.
John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.
by NotoriousBigB March 20, 2021
 Get the Score Keepermug.
Get the Score Keepermug. by Survivor Actually Sucks! July 5, 2025
 Get the Tavern Keepermug.
Get the Tavern Keepermug. Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
by poisoned poet April 4, 2022
 Get the Crypt Keepermug.
Get the Crypt Keepermug. I got tackeld by the keeper
by Rapy_Racoon September 21, 2017
 Get the Keepermug.
Get the Keepermug. by Theproblem  November 18, 2022
 Get the Time Keepermug.
Get the Time Keepermug.