HAM

1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.

1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."

by bobushka king April 13, 2003

ham

An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".

Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k

by sezzzzzzab August 29, 2010

Ham

1. The new 'sac.' Used by a cultish group of DC-area linguists to supplement (some whisper "replace") the old mainstay: "sac."

2. An actual ham. Used in a derogatory fashion, as many of the group's core membership are vegetarians.

3. Stacy.

4. A greeting or salutation.

"How's your ham?"
"Just fine. How's your sac?"

by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008

ham

An attractive female with a big round ass and/or voluptuous breasts.

"That girls ham" "She's hot, but she ain't ham"

by tryin2hard March 4, 2009

HAM

H.ardcore, A.lcoholic, M.otherfucker

That guy over there praying to the porcelain god is a fucking HAM

by BIGham May 19, 2003

Ham

Thai slang for "penis"

Ham jai (large penis)

by alhambra July 29, 2006

ham

Although some *cough cough nat cough cough* believe this to be part of a chicken or turkey, in reality it is part of the pig. We must look past such triffles and errors and realize that whats really important is freindship. In this busy day it is often commonplace to forget to let people know how greatful you are for them. Incase ive never expressed it before, to thou who thinks ham is turkey, thanks for being such a good freind :)

"Mikey, did you know that ham is really pig and not a part of chicken or turkey"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"

by dunzooo December 28, 2005