National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 21, 2020

bell end haircut

a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)

hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis

by davidbrent August 11, 2006

Justin Bieber Haircut

Originally used to describe a style of hair where it was a little too long and a little untamed it now has been hijacked by adults to describe any haircut which they do not like or feel does not looks good. Often this style, although considered unattractive and sloppy, by the majority of people, is found to be popular among young prepubescent girls and their overly dependent hormone fueled boy-toys.

Dad: "Nice justin bieber haircut son."
Son: " Yeah I know, I'm getting a hair cut today..."

by CMSG January 2, 2012

Nae nae haircut

A nae nae haircut is the lack of a haircut.

Or if you have a bad haircut, it’s a nae nae haircut

CheezWhizAddict: Dude your hair looks like my foreskin
Whoreepuke: Nah bro, that’s just my nae nae haircut

by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

mud shark haircut

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

mud shark haircutmud shark jungle fever

by mattygt October 12, 2011

two haircut skirt

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants

"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"

by grumblefish October 3, 2007

the liberal arts haircut

when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.

Angela went to Amherst and got the liberal arts haircut.

by rethtwtwhtrebngrnbgtr December 5, 2017