Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

Meltdown’s grandma

A grandma with deepness of ovaries

Damn meltdown’s grandma is a squirter.

by reeeeee123 August 24, 2019

white grandma

pinches your cheeks, makes bomb mashed potatoes, probably racist

yo.. im going to my white grandmas house

by totesem November 28, 2017

Grandma Sticker

The roast to end someone’s existence, usually related to a subject that the person is self-conscious about. Reserved for the most heated of arguments due to the often dire consequences of using the grandma sticker.

“I had enough of his shit, so I hit him with the grandma sticker. He hasn’t talked to me since”

by Frost2718 May 8, 2018

grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.

"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."

by Teekums February 2, 2017

grandma bubbles

grandma bubbles is probably in her late sixties. but don’t let her age fool you! she is super cool and might have a slight addiction to candy and sweets! she believes that one diet Pepsi a day keeps the doctor away. she is usually sadly mistaken. grandma bubbles probably has many nicknames, one which might be bubz! and with any grandma bubbles will come with great responsibility and power! her back is more than likely 50/50 but her personality is 100/100! she’s too gorgeous for her own good! she is very sweet and probably still owes her grandchildren money. anyone who meets her will love grandma bubbles and her powerful, exotic, out of this world, and adventurousness personality! never let a grandma bubbles get away from you. you WILL regret it for the rest of your life and then pass the regret on for generations.

do you know anyone named “grandma bubbles?”

no but i bet her sexiness is too powerful to handle!

by coolperson800 June 29, 2020

Playground grandma

a grandma who hunts in playgrounds for dates.

brandi is acting like a playground grandma in this place.

by Jprescott380 July 4, 2020