Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.

Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.

by GridSquid September 2, 2022

basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.

He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...

by Aplh April 4, 2018

Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.

Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )

by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018

Mother Function

A word used to describe outstanding functions.

Mr. Hanes, how do you derive a Mother Function?

by MAKIN' IT RAIN October 10, 2014

hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.

How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.

by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016

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fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.

Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.

by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018