don't kapsen the berg 

Expresion used to call a dutch guy when he's being lame or when he fucked something up or when he tells a bad joke.

Alex: "Hey Pie-eater, wanna go to Scottsdale tonight???"
Pie-eater: "Nah, mate-k... I'll be online"
Rich: "C'mon Pie-eater, don't kapsen the berg..."

don't kapsen the berg by Farry October 3, 2007

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone 

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone by jaybee173 December 7, 2011

Don't eat ass in the halls 

The #1 rule in schools

Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me

Don't eat ass in the halls by SRD65 January 29, 2022

don't follow the idiot 

What you say to someone when you want them to think for themself and not do the easy or comfortable thing

She told me she was in a relationship for a long time and was not in love but would not end it since she was comfortable, so I told her don't follow the idiot end it and be happy

don't follow the idiot by @dontfollowidiot January 5, 2014

don’t cap for the snap 

don’t lie for people to see on snapchat or to look like a better person for people on snapchat

Kate: posts on storyi’m actually a really nice girl if you get to know me
Dan: don’t cap for the snap 😭

don’t cap for the snap by kmxd May 19, 2020

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020