climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.

timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch

by danny_boi November 01, 2007

boulder creek swag

The act of walking like there is a Bloomin' Onion hidden/smuggled in your pants.

How ironic that Damin just left Boulder Creek with his grandpa and now has boulder creek swag

by bouldercreekfan1 March 15, 2011

kick boulders

Telling someone to try really hard to get the fuck out of here or there.

Why are you here, bitch kick boulders

by Ms_Sassy November 20, 2017

muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.

What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.

by D-Money$ August 02, 2014

Boulder Shoulder

It's tragic.

You: Hey doc I think I have BOULDER SHOULDER
Doc: What's boulder shoulder?
You: It's tragic

by ToXiC-S May 23, 2020

Boulder Jones

Brody Jones

RACISM-Boulder Jones

by SuckleNuts October 04, 2023

Boulder Freeride

A huge reason to love CU Boulder. Where the trillest MF are to be found and the best skiers in the country.

“I heard if I join boulder freeride I’ll bag the hottest babes”
“Well I heard I’ll get to ski the sickest lines”

by Lukewarmnutz March 09, 2024