We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!
I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.
I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.
by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024

When something is significantly less than described.
Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

A big titty bitch with a ugly face
Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly
Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
by sazzy jo June 2, 2017

Its when you go ass to mouth
Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal October 7, 2015

When you and your partner line up your buttholes and you or your partner poops in to the other’s rectum.
by ChocolateMaster December 22, 2023
