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Willy Wonka

My dude is out there sippin on Willy Wonka.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
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Wonka Tonka

Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly

Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro
by BigzaddyR May 3, 2021
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willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍
by sazzy jo June 2, 2017
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Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024
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Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020
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Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"
by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019
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The Wonka Exchange

When you and your partner line up your buttholes and you or your partner poops in to the other’s rectum.
That bitch was so freaky, she wanted me to give her The Wonka Exchange.”
by ChocolateMaster December 22, 2023
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