Partying as hard as Charlie Sheen. A status that no man or woman can reach ever. You must be Charlie Sheen to achieve Sheen Status.
Dude I came so close to Sheen Status last night, I banged a 5 gram rock up my dome piece then my mom took me to the hospital!" "AWWW DUDE, 2 more grams and you could have been SHEEN STATUS!!
by SlimeyCock123321 March 04, 2011
a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.
"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status
by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010
Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)
Complete Blackout
Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints
Complete Blackout
Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints
Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!
Let's get KB Status tonight!
Look at that guy. Total KB Status
Let's get KB Status tonight!
Look at that guy. Total KB Status
by Batie Kell April 30, 2011
Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."
Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."
Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."
by Selam June 06, 2006
by coolds123 May 03, 2011
that nigga is still unicorn status
by 94122 December 06, 2009
When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.
This is a status on Facebook:
Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.
This is a response from one of her friends:
Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!
Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.
This is a response from one of her friends:
Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!
by soulsurfer78 August 03, 2010