California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.

The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .

by Ham Theif January 31, 2019

sprinkler crashing

Playing and running through someone else's sprinkler without their permission.

Sprinkler crashing is fun for the kids on a hot day.

by Proclus_Plato August 18, 2019

Sprinklering

The action of your sprinklers when they water your lawn. Also may be, the splash of the water from the sprinklers hitting the lawn and surrounding yard art. Aka Grass Wetting.

Is it raining?
-No, its just sprinklering.

by Mrs of the Mr January 2, 2017

Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.

Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.

by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025

Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others

"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"

by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018

Dirty Sprinkler

When you have diarrhea. You jump and spin in a circle. Causing a mist of fine shit to spray everywhere. Just like a sprinkler.

Why is there shit everywhere?
Gavin got drunk and was doing the dirty sprinkler

by StoneHusky April 28, 2024

south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...

Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

Defined by Because We're Men

by BECAUSE WE'RE MEN August 23, 2017