ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010

chewbacca status

When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.

Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."

Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."

by Selam June 11, 2006

KB Status

Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)

Complete Blackout

Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints

Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!

Let's get KB Status tonight!

Look at that guy. Total KB Status

by Batie Kell May 23, 2011

pancake status

when (especially while in college) one eats pancakes for dinner. mostly because the mix is the only food left.

I reached pancake status every night this week! And need to go get more food.

by jmoney76 November 30, 2010

Sheen Status

Partying as hard as Charlie Sheen. A status that no man or woman can reach ever. You must be Charlie Sheen to achieve Sheen Status.

Dude I came so close to Sheen Status last night, I banged a 5 gram rock up my dome piece then my mom took me to the hospital!" "AWWW DUDE, 2 more grams and you could have been SHEEN STATUS!!

by SlimeyCock123321 March 19, 2011

unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare

that nigga is still unicorn status

by 94122 December 6, 2009

status psychology

When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.

This is a status on Facebook:

Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.

This is a response from one of her friends:

Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!

by soulsurfer78 August 3, 2010