dick-missile

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.

Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!

by The Demoralizer December 30, 2007

Petraeus missile

Penis

Dude, what are you doing Saturday night?
I'm going out and see if I can shoot my Petraeus missile.

by HHWB November 21, 2012

moisture missile

The fastest Soverel 33 on The Great Lakes

The Moisture Missile wins The 1997 Mills Race Overall.

by Moisture Missile Man March 2, 2007

Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.

Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.

by The big mamma t November 12, 2021

Negro Missile

The term ''Negro Missile'' is used to describe two different things.
The first being a person who excels at the game ''Neon Missile 3D'' - Can be found on Y8.com
The second describes a black male with a very large penis. An example of this would be the famous actor 'Mandingo'.

A black guy is playing games on Y8.com whilst his girlfriend is riding him.
Girl: ''Omfg you are a Negro Missile!!''
Black Guy: ''Yeah i know, just unlocked a new color!''

by danishflandersdk October 27, 2015

Missile Kick

v. to take a running start, launch yourself in the air and kick your opponent in the chest with both feet at a horizontal angle.

"Dude, I'm so pissed at him... I'm gonna missile kick that bitch."

"Holy shit, did you see that missile kick!? He had like five feet of air!"

by slangbang January 22, 2009

Erectile Missile

When you suck milk up through a straw and then squirt it at people, usually across a table or lunchroom. Normally for middle school brats.

Oh baby, you totally got erectile missile'd! You're completely covered in milk.

by School Marm December 2, 2009