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derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
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pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.
Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk
by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018
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Merk

A funny, annoying, or rude person.
A rebel. Typically rude and hard to be around. Is specially minded.
The rude merk glared at me when I ate the cheeseburger.
by -merkisha April 25, 2021
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merk

John: I take tons of cock in my ass and i love ariana grande
Bob: You are such a merk....
by faygolmao May 15, 2022
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Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!
by Merking Minge June 12, 2022
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Donburk convertible merk

A jail slang phrase used to ask Where a person Turkish decent could be located .
Zac was kicking it with the boys and one of the boys Moe asked" Donburk convertible merk"
Zac replied " donburk is on the brasco(toilet)
by ZacW December 13, 2024
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merk

the word "merkless" is using when you want to describe a bad player in the game, his/her actions. It has almost the same meaning as "awkward/terrible"
It was such a merk move, you definitely shouldn't have done that
by krem228 June 27, 2019
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