soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd June 30, 2015

Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

Lamp Post

A taunting word. Its suggestive, but it doesn't have a meaning other than a simple lamp post. Its used for fun, to see how far the oblivious member of the group can go with elaborating about "Lamp Posts".

Person 1: "Haha, thats a big lampost!"
Oblivious Person: "Yeah, I bet you do like that big lamp post! Get it? Get it? Eh...?"

by Amber F April 27, 2008

beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 15, 2007

pineapple lamp

A lamp with pineapples on it.

"Hey, dude, that lamp has pineapples on it. It's such a pineapple lamp."

by Bobolini Patterson August 17, 2006

lamp out

To turn off the lights and go to sleep.

Girl:What you want to do?
Other Girl:Im so tired ima lamp out.

by AskAround February 16, 2008

Lava Lamp

A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way

Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p

by Nickyelf-migero February 24, 2011