Luke

Likeable guy who has strange habits. Very strange habits.

He’s a Luke all right

by Qwery April 5, 2019

Luke

A good bloke. May be blonde, blue eyed and your soulmate. Enjoys astronomy and is knowledgeable. May be controlling and hard to get to know on a deep level. If you discover that they are soulmate then… good luck. Lukes are notoriously difficult to deal with when angered. Kudos to their parents. However if you manage to tame this tiger rhino kitten, congratulations. You have achieved a significant stage of life: The Luke Tamer. Enjoy your life, you are one in ten thousand.

Who you know as Luke: Hey Jace, what does my name, Luke, mean?

Who Luke calls Jace: I dunno Luke, but maybe Urban Dictionary will know.

Who you know as Luke: Okay, I’ll search it up. There’s this hilarious author, A Cactus with A Laptop, whose definitions we definitely should give a thumbs up.
Who Luke calls Jace: Yeah, alright Luke, I’ll thumbs up it.

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

Luke

Luke is someone who looks like a chipmunk. He's got massive cheeks (on his face, he's definitely got zero ass). Luke's are funny except when they rage at games like fifa. Luke's are massive sweat heads yet still score own goals on fifa. He could be 60 years old and still look 2 ngl. His haircut is usually dead but not as bad as his friends. We may have our differences but I still respect you Luke.

Leila: Omg! Is that Alvin and the Chipmunks
Dom: That's my best mate Luke.
Leila: Oh

by DominicLovesTofuSquares January 22, 2021

Luke

Overweight ass who can't say square

"Omg, Tom is such a LUKE!

by The Butt Dictionary January 27, 2018

luke

dumbass

hey you know luke?
--oh you mean dumb ass?

by Heeeeeeeeeeejjksowla February 3, 2019

Luke

The person who’s gonna get off his ass and play jackbox tonight

Man, Luke better get off his ass and play jackbox tonight

by Fuzzball54 January 10, 2021

Luke

Quite optimal, pretty charmful guy who enjoys eating chicken wings and cookies. His hobby is playing video games. Lukes often think that Plants Vs Zombies is one of the greatest games of all times, and has very optimal gameplay, alongside Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Luke has a great and charming roster and has very wide knowledge of Nintendo Games. He usually mains Bowser in Super Smash Bros.

I hate that guy, he is such a Luke.
Have you heard of George? He is acting like a Luke.

by charmful guy May 7, 2021