A puffy leaf is a phrase used to describe the penis of an uncontrolable masturbator, as their penis develops a harch, leafy texture and gets a 'puffy' surface in arbitrary places.
Greg: "Hey dude, what's wrong?"
Matt: "I think I have puffy leaf bro."
Greg: "Oh rad man, can I see it?"
Matt: "No sies man!"
Greg: "K..."
Matt: "I think I have puffy leaf bro."
Greg: "Oh rad man, can I see it?"
Matt: "No sies man!"
Greg: "K..."
by Mr. Mandizi May 1, 2008

by mrconfusion87 December 30, 2003

by leaf_eater January 11, 2006

by Greg Hastings July 19, 2007

by Yo mama's mama's grandmama July 17, 2006

Tea-Leafing v. The female version of Tea Bagging. It is when a woman places her genitals on a unknowing and/or unwilling person.
Past Tense: Tea-Leafed
Past Tense: Tea-Leafed
Jamie passed out with her shoes on and some drunk chick tea-leafed her. Her face smelled weird for a week.
Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!
Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!
by PKPNewbz June 1, 2009

"I wanna brunette with great legs, unforgettable sex, we can sit in the jeep, pump Mobb Deep an spark the leaf"
by Nadine Who Knows All June 8, 2003
