Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Kermit

A sexy kinda cool awesome musty person

I love Kermit kinda

by Way2sexxyy September 9, 2021

Kermit

GoD

Kermit is love Kermit is life.

by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019

kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019

Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.

Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."

by lowaltitude October 21, 2018