The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start

Guy 1: what did you do today?
Guy 2: the worst running test ever.
Guy 1: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test.

by Memes n’ stuff March 3, 2020

A few points shy of a gram

A person whos not very bright

Does that boy got his pants on backwards again?? I know im not the smartest feller in the world but that boy there's a few points shy of a gram..

by 20-EiGhT-g'z March 13, 2021

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

Dude i just had to do the The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test and i am sooooo tired.

by iuascvhisdf hufdhibvhisfvuhsd May 11, 2016

Gram-cracker

Gramaw + Craker. A racist, old, white person. Works for Male and Female.

Betty Brown is a Gram-cracker that wants Asian-Americans to have more Americanized names that are "easier" to say. Good luck, Betty Brown.

by stinkystee May 18, 2009

Hallows-Grams

Just like balloon filled with lots of Air without a any weight around , Empty Vessels, Flakes , Fla-key, Plastic, Dumb , Stupid

This Bitch is a real a Hallows-Grams what is next ...

by fukestien December 16, 2009

gram carbide

what dumb asses put as an answer on a test

Q. What is another name for gamma FeOOH?
A. gram carbide?

by gcarbide May 14, 2010

Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek March 1, 2014