Gong

A very famous and highly moral teenager belonging to the royal Kin family of Guangdong, China, known for his amazing beauty & superior intellect. Has been in the business since the '90s & is about to celebrate his 16th birthday soon.

That guy is a total Gong! Both a virgin AND a teenager AND drop dead gorgeous. Wow!

by Kin Family November 24, 2021

Ling Gong

A person who attacks anyone pro-China.

Person A: I think China is an OK country.
Person B: No, China is a shitty place.
Person A: Thanks for crapping on my opinion, Ling Gong...

by simp2000 September 3, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Rockin the Gonge

Getting so high that you begin to see Jesus on numerous occasions.

Jay - "No wonder hes seeing Jesus dude, hes Rockin the Gonge!!!"

by Will46582 July 1, 2009

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

gong

another word to describe a stupid action or crazy action

you are so gong
what a gong move

by maggieken May 30, 2018

Gong no

The opposite of Gong ho

On our third date I was thinking "gong-ho" but in her eyes she was saying " gong no".

by Dental Fairy July 11, 2017