by doge2018# January 16, 2022
Get the Burrito Vitomug. The absolutely worst burrito you will ever have, served by Glacier Peak High-School, it is the most hideous and disgusting thing you will ever try. The Baja Burrito contains fried fish sticks and mediocre coleslaw with a horrendous aftertaste to it
by howtobanana January 24, 2022
Get the Baja Burritomug. by catbat November 16, 2019
Get the Breakdown Burritomug. when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009
Get the smashed burritomug. when one cums in a large tube sock (preferably white) then proceeds to shit in the sock then smash it up until it is mixed well. next the sock is slapped across the womans face leaving a brown mark on her cheek.
by Zuno January 17, 2008
Get the Boston Burritomug. 
A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 4, 2010
Get the Bean Burritomug.