I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
by Prince of Egypt November 24, 2010
Get the designated dancermug. adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.
The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.
Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.
Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.
I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.
#designblind
Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.
Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.
I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.
#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018
Get the design blindmug. by cuul boy April 27, 2010
Get the Designated Douchemug. No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.
A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.
To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.
The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.
To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.
The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.
Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
by verbus accidentibus August 13, 2010
Get the designer womanmug. Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home
by rexero December 11, 2007
Get the Designated Drunkmug. A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)
My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.
by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013
Get the designer dogmug. Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*
Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food
-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*
Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food
-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
by Mr. NuGg May 13, 2018
Get the Designated Drivermug.