testicular hubris

A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.

m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.

by bextra September 10, 2020

Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

testicular flatulovibration majora

When seated during and episode of severe flatulence, the vibration of said release travels up between the legs and causes a vibration of one or both testicles

After all that protein and fiber, I had an episode of testicular flatulovibration majora!

by AssChief March 11, 2024

Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013

Testicular suicide

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023