Testicular super-suicide

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular super-homicide

What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Tennessee Testicular Telepathy

That feeling when you bros are around you but you can’t see them, you get that little tingle in your nuts.

“Are you guys near me? I am getting the Tennessee Testicular Telepathy!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Testicular Manslaughter

The act of murder carried out with the testicals as the primary murder weapon.

Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen

by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025

testicular torsion

May God have mercy on your soul.

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"

by 7568ino March 8, 2024

testicular flatulovibration majora

When seated during and episode of severe flatulence, the vibration of said release travels up between the legs and causes a vibration of one or both testicles

After all that protein and fiber, I had an episode of testicular flatulovibration majora!

by AssChief March 11, 2024