Terrorism

A synthesis of war and theater. Use of media sensationalization and redundancy combined with hostile tactics which generally violate all of the Geneva Conventions to instill fear among a given population.

Fox news always has a new terrorism "threat" we all have to look out for. The more stories about these "threats", the more the enemy wins. The media is the terrorist's stage.

by Endakol June 3, 2010

myspace terrorist

Someone who goes into your friends list, selects someone from your top friends, and then proceeds to "warn" them about you. For example, if you are seen in this person's profile pic, the myspace terrorist will then message that person with "I see you are dating _____. Be careful." or "Stay the fuck away from my man!" Presumably, the goal is to cause a rift between the victim and whoever the terrorist assumes they are dating or are close friends with.

"Man, this fucking myspace terrorist hit up my girl today with some bullshit. She almost broke up with me."

by K'vin May 15, 2008

Massage Terrorist

A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.

"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"

by La oron April 23, 2009

Story Terrorist

Somebody who interrupts and/or hijacks YOUR story while you are trying to tell it.

"Hambone is a real story terrorist, I can't finish the damn Jacksonville story without him butting in"

or

"I hate how he interrupts and trys to tell my story like it is his story. Fucking story terrorist."

by CK1629 January 23, 2010

Text Terrorism

Getting a group of friends and bombarding a single person with so many texts that the victim's phone is inoperable.

Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!

by g00nSqWAd 4Lif3 December 20, 2009

Alco-Terrorist

Un-reformed Alcoholic that refuses to seek help and makes everyone's life miserable. An Alco-Terrorist has no conscience about who they hurt and does everything to act out and make everything they are associated with bad. Alco-Terrorists are masters of manipulation and experts at playing the victim to decieve individuals into feeling sorry for them. Once achieved, the Alco-Terrorist plays individuals off of each other and makes a general mess of any relationship(s) they are involved in.

My ex-wife is and Alco-Terrorist and is lying to my teenage daughter to regain her trust and make herself important in her life again. My daughter doesn't understand the manipulation games and is being deceived by this Alco-Terrorist

by Tired Ass Father December 9, 2008

Sleep Terrorist

Someone who feels it is their mission to deprive you of the freedom to get good, restful sleep. Sleep terrorist are usually children, but can also be thoughtless adult azzholes who just don't seem to give a f**k.

I don't know why I even had kids. They're nothing but a bunch of sleep terrorists.

by Sleepy D February 24, 2010