laundry terrorist

a scary man who forces one to do laundry and to wash his towel.

Bridget, I cannot go out tonight. The laundry terrorist is forcing me to go to the laundromat and do my laundry and wash his towel.

by Nards March 12, 2003

Christian Terrorist

A white male from Mississippi or Alabama who thinks that abortion clincs need to be blown up. Generally these fascinating specimens reside in trailer parks, where America sweeps its Applebee's and Denny's coupons. With hobbies such as drinking wisky to escape their bucked-teeth, inbred, goat-resembling wife, these men can often be found under local bridges with their fellow trolls, as well as inside IRS buildings begging for their unemployment checks to come for one more month.

"Hey, Bill, you heard what happened to Cletus?"
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."

by 420glazeit April 10, 2015

Gender Terrorist

An individual who usually identifies as gender fluid and tries to push these fluid terms on to the rest of society. Gender terrorists usually deploy an arsenal of logical fallacies, claims of discrimination against them, actual discrimination against others and bullying in an attempt to invoke special treatment.

Person 1: "My baby is not a boy just because he has male genitals and I thank you to stop using such statements"
Person 2: "Yeah ok Gender Terrorist, what pronoun should i use then?"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Terrorists In The Cave

When a couple invite a group of terrorists over to indulge in sexual activity where both the male and female are penetrated.

Sophie: Hey Miranda, how did it go with voldermort on saturday night?
Miranda: Well we tried out this new thing. At first i was scared but Voldermort assured me that it was going to be alright. With the terrorists there in action, they saluted and blew their load.
Sophie: Oh whats it called?
Miranda: Well Voldermort told me it was called 'Terrorists in the Cave".

by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009

audio terrorist

Someone who makes you listen to shitty music while in their car or at their house.

bob was an audio terrorist the other day when i was ridin to work with him

by Josh Curtis January 22, 2010

Discord Terrorist

When someone sends a bait and switch video including animated furries that possesses mass amounts of cringe or earrape on discord.

also known as Discord Terrorism

Discord user 1: Watch this funny Doom Eternal drip video ( Includes the bait switch furry animation )
Discord user 2: I'm going to end my life you fucking degenerate Discord Terrorist.

by Yeetus2 February 2, 2021

Tacobell Terrorist

When you need to take a really bad shit in a Tacobell bathroom from eating their tacos, and while taking a shit yell "Alahu Akbar!"

"I was a Tacobell Terrorist today because the taco I ate gave me really bad gas"

by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015