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technology of the roads

A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
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Technologification

Technologification refers to the addition of newer technology to an existing system, to provide that system with enhanced capabilities that were never imagined by its original designers/builders. An example is the addition to electronic gaming-equipped rider sleds and multi-color LED lights into older enclosed tube water slides. Using technologification, a tube water slide that originally only existed to passively allow riders to slide down its tube, is now capable of providing them with an interactive video game competitive experience as they slide.
"Using technologification, the original passive water slide had been turned into an interactive gaming platform for its riders."
by jc wordsmith March 21, 2017
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Technology

The thing you're using right now. Whether it's a phone/tablet, a computer, or some console like an Xbox One or a PlayStation 4. Maybe even handheld like a PlayStation Vita or a 3DS. Maybe it's a more obscure (and terrible) console like 3DO or a PX 3600 (look them up, they exist). Whatever it is, it's technology. Seriously, go outside and get some sun. If you're on The Urban Dictionary, it's not like you're looking for definition that isn't sexual. You're probably bored and looking for something to do. Plus, i'm pretty sure you already goddamn know what technology is. Go outside. Take a walk. It could do some good.
Me: Hey, grandpa, wanna see my WiiU?
Grandpa: How does this newfangled technology work!?!
by CPGames June 11, 2018
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technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.
i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.
by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018
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Technological poop explosion

When shit hits the fan and all your tech breaks and keeps breaking
"The day in general has kinda been like a Technological poop explosion" - Projekt Melody
by Nekosuki72 April 6, 2021
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Technolectual

/ˌtek.nəˈek.tʃu.əl/

An individual with a solid mastery of a craft, a scientific field or a technological domain, who uses his or her insights to formulate a personal opinionated stance, aiming to exert influence on society. Typically operating from the fringes of established institutions.
"The very fabric of our society depend on the work of the technolectuals."
by Academicthoughts March 16, 2023
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anti-technologyness

The ability for an individual to cause all forms of technology to malfunction
My anti-technologyness caused my computer to inexplicably shut down.
by TehOwl June 2, 2009
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