the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.
by aaron and kristy November 10, 2008
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Tears for fears

Tears for fears is a remarkable duo who sing great hits like everybody wants to rule the world, shout and mad world
by MackenzieKaspercuse May 09, 2019
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Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.
I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.
by THEWox September 02, 2021
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bust a tear

To cry, or speak about crying without seeming like a sissy.
Yo dun, I was watchin Free Willy last night, I almost bust a tear!

Dog, turn The Green Mile off, Im finna bust a tear in this piece
by Professor Duffington3 February 24, 2010
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tear-down

A Computer/IT slang term meaning to strip a Desktop PC down to its bare chassis or case. Basically the removal of all installed hard drives, disc drives, motherboard, power supply, expansion cards...everything.
Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.

My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.
by DiamondBack26x June 22, 2010
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Tear porn

A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009
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Rip And Tear

When you’re a doom fan and you end up in hell.
“Oh.. I’m in hell... Welp, time to Rip and Tear.”
by KAR EN TUK June 17, 2021
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